The Much-Maligned Prologue

Once upon a time, I was Defender of the Prologue! I was thinking about getting a cape and a badge and everything. I didn’t understand the war on prologues at all. I’d open a book, and go, “LOOK! THIS BOOK GETS A PROLOGUE! WHY CAN’T I HAVE ONE??* Yet, everywhere I looked, agents would say […]

Being Awesome, Week 9

Good morning! I decided to push this week’s post back a little, so all the #PitchSlam posts would still be the first thing to pop up when agents visit my blog to make requests. But, I think these weekly affirmations are important, even though I’m essentially the only person who reads them. So, here we […]

PITCHSLAM TINSELTOWN RED CARPET PREMIER!

Lights, camera – ACTION! The critics will soon be busy making their selections from the Red-Carpet Premier entries!  Remember again that contests are subjective. What tickles one person’s fancy, may do nothing for another. There were tons of excellent entries. Even with five people making selections, that’s nothing compared to the number of literary agents out there. No […]

1. Pitch Slam: GOODBYE, GOOD-GOODY GIRL, YA Contemporary

Title: GOODBYE, GOOD-GOODY GIRL Genre: YA Contemporary Word Count: 68,000 Fav. Movie Genre: Mirella loves “Golden Age” musical movies because they bring the whimsy of the stage a little closer to home. Plus, she wants to star in all of them. Pitch: After landing the lead in Thoroughly Modern Millie, Mirella embraces her character on stage […]

2. Pitch Slam: THE WATCHMAN OF ROTHENBURG, Adult Historical Thriller

Title: THE WATCHMAN OF ROTHENBURG Genre: Adult historical thriller Word Count: 97,000 MC’s favorite movie genre: Silent films, because after working in the shoe shop most of the day and patrolling the walls at night, he just wants to sleep. Pitch: Autumn, 1631: Tilly’s army advances through Bavaria toward Rothenburg’s centuries-old walls, threatening annihilation. Lowly night watchman […]

3. Pitch Slam: THE HEARTBEAT HYPOTHESIS, NA Romance

Title: THE HEARTBEAT HYPOTHESIS Genre: NA Contemporary Romance Word Count: 64,000 words Movie Genre: Does Disney count as a movie genre? Depends on who you ask – and if you ask Audra, it absolutely does. (Or at least, it should.) Sure, maybe those fairy-tales are riddled with horror, lies, and deceit, but how can you not love all those catchy songs? Pitch: To complete her […]

4. Pitch Slam: THE MIRAGE SHIFTER, MG Fantasy

Name: Gretchen Kaup Genre: MG/Fantasy Title: The Mirage Shifter Word Count: 56,000 MC’s Favorite Movie Genre: Aiden Flanagan loves action adventure, especially if they involve mutants or zombies. He knows how it feels to be a freak with an uncanny ability. Pitch: Aiden, an overzealous twelve-year-old, crosses into a dreamworld, confronting irate dreamers, unseen beings, and multinational law enforcement as he […]

5. Pitch Slam: THE OTHER SIDE, Women’s Fiction

Title: THE OTHER SIDE Genre: Commercial Women’s Fiction Word Count: 78,000 Movie Genre: Summer’s favorite movie genre is drama because she likes to see she’s not the only person living with pain and tragic mistakes.  Pitch: Mer lost her first son to foster care and is terrified of failing at motherhood again. Pregnant and broke, she […]

6. Pitch Slam: AUTO IN, Adult Romance

Title: AUTO IN Genre: Adult Romance Word Count: 99,000. Genre: Action movies a la Quentin Tarantino, because Dante’s snarky and A.D.D. mind doesn’t have the patience for anything slower. Plus, making himself watch people get blown up or thrown off high-rise buildings helps numb him from the pain of loss after the tragic death of his brother. Pitch: Twenty-three-year-old […]

7. PitchSlam: DEEP, DARK, TRUTHFUL MIRROR, Adult Urban Fantasy

Title: Deep, Dark, Truthful Mirror Genre: Adult Urban Fantasy (with erotic elements) Word Count: 114,000 MC’s Fav. Movie Genre: Growing up, Declan read TV Guide cover to cover and stayed up all hours to watch every classic gangster movie he could find. Though he’d forgotten his special talents, his family hadn’t, and treated him like a […]

8. PitchSlam: NOT QUITE MARKETABLE, YA Contemporary

Title:  NOT QUITE MARKETABLE Genre:  YA Contemporary Word Count:  80,000 Genre:  Alix is flexible and will watch whatever, but he has a weakness for comedies.  Life’s got enough stressors to deal with, so if he can escape for a little while and laugh, he’s game.  Then again, schlocky horror has been growing on him lately…. Pitch:  Chubby […]

Being Awesome, Week 8

I’ve been completely slammed helping to judge two writing contests at once, but I also think that it’s important to remember the good things in life, so I’m taking a moment to be grateful for all the awesome things out there. I am working with some amazing, talented, incredibly selfless writers. These people are donating […]